i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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