Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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