They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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