Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm sobbing to NWA
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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