So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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