I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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