People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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