Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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