Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
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Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
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I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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