and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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