The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
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Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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