Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Randomize