Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
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