At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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