Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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