so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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