can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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