So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
