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My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
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Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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