PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
