I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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