did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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