He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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