There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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