She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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