did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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