i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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