I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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