Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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