Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
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You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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