My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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