I don't usually arrange sex via text message
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
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