Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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