I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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