Don't you send me to vm
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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