I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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