I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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