Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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