YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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