Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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