brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
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No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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