he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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