you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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