Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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