i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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