reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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