I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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