We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
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want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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