Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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