Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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