She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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