Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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