he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I need moral support for this bender
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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